George of the Jungle (2007): A Kiss For Ursula

 Presents

A Kiss for Ursula

George, Ape, Ursula Scott, and Magnolia were walking to the waterfall, having found a way to have some fun. No animals in danger. In fact, George needed a break, and with some swimwear on, they were about to have some fun in the water.

“I so can’t wait to get in the water!” Magnolia said cheerfully.

“Me too, Maggie!” Ursula replied, “We’re gonna have so much fun!”

“George agrees on that!” George also replied.

As they headed to the river, George dived in first. Ursula second. Magnolia third. And Ape last. As Ape dived in, (since he’s the biggest main character in the show), Ape caused some of the water to get on them, and everyone laughed.

The fun began. The gang was splashing water on each other, playing Marco Polo, that kind of stuff.

What a certain someone in this gang didn’t know was about an amazing feeling they have never felt before. A feeling which was soon to be love.

As Magnolia and Ursula were splashing water against each other, a male walked past. His skin was tan like Ursula’s, and he had long, black hair and a muscular, toned figure. And Ursula had to admit, he was such a cutie! Why do you think she and Magnolia look so lovestruck now?

As the male walked past, he turned to see the group and walked towards Ursula. “Hey. Just walked by to tell you how HOT I think you are. By the way, my name’s Marco~” Marco winked.

“He could’ve told me I was hot.” Magnolia placed her hands on her hips, looking at Marco walking away, and walked towards Ursula, snapping her fingers to wake her out of the lovestruck trance she was in… to no success. “Hello~? Earth to Ursula!”

Ape yelled out, “Guys! It’s time!” George and Ape were leaving the waterfall. The girls followed with Magnolia carrying the entranced Ursula by her arm.

Meanwhile, Magnolia was carrying Ursula back to their treehouse. “Hey, I gotta go.” Magnolia heads out.

It wasn’t long until Ursula had finally awoken out of her trance. She looked around to see if there was anyone there. George and Ape are back at the treehouse, and Magnolia was out somewhere… probably with George. Ursula cleared her throat, meaning she was about to say something.

♪ Who would’ve ever thought

That I would fall in love?

It’s like someone sent

An angel from above ♪

♪ It seems like all my life

I’ve been looking for someone

If I would ever fall in love

It was only on occasion, yeah ♪

♪ Who-hoa, what he said to me

I couldn’t help but blush

I can’t believe I’m saying this

But I love him so much ♪

♪ So much I want to be with him

For the rest of my life

But what can I say?

I feel like I want to be his wiiiife~ ♪

Ursula, having sang so beautifully in her angelic voice about how much she is in love, fell back on the bed, swooning. “Oh, Marco~!”

The next day, Ursula was walking through the jungle, before unexpectedly bumping into the same man from the

waterfall. He was wearing a black tight shirt showing his abs, and some black pants. She sheepishly said. “H-hey, Marco.”

“Hey there, cutie~” Marco bent down and kissed her hand… to which Ursula blushed.

Giggling, Ursula said, “You know what’s funny? I was with my friends playing Marco Polo in the waterfall, and your name is Marco.”

Marco chuckled. “Yeah, it is funny, right?”

Their conversation—which would rather not be detailed at this moment—seemed to go on for about minutes. Then, Marco moved his fingers around her long, brown hair, causing Ursula to look at him blushing.

“Your hair… it’s so… smooth.” Marco said as he took a strand and twirled it around.

Ursula continued to shyly look at him. “T-thank you, Marco! I try to keep it that way~”

“Please do, my dear. You look ravishing this way.” Marco said with a tongue roll during ‘ravishing’. Then Marco asked, “Would you like to go feed the leopards with me later?”

“I’d love to! I’ll do anything with you, Marco!” Ursula accepted instantly. From that point on, she knew she wanted to be with him.

“Splendid! See you then, hottie~” Marco turned to leave, but stopped himself as he turned his head to her. “Oh! Before I go, I want to give you a little present for you to remember me by…”

Marco touched Ursula’s chin and his face and lips came crashing down onto hers, giving her one heck of a goodbye kiss! Closing her eyes, Ursula had never felt a sensation like this!

During that minute-long kiss, Marco broke away and left, leaving a love-dazed Ursula standing there. “Meet me by the bushes at midnight. Don’t keep me waiting~”

“I won’t. Bye!” Ursula waved, and swooned over him. “♪ Heeee’s the one for meee~! ♪”

Meanwhile, George, Ape, and Magnolia are eating dinner while wondering about Ursula’s whereabouts.

“Ya’ll seen Ursula?” Magnolia wondered.

“Nope. George hasn’t seen her.” George said.

“Probably out with Marco.” Magnolia said. Unexpectedly, that name struck a chord within Ape.

“Marco?” Ape said, “You mean Marco Silva Sanchez, the Safari Sculptor?”

“The Safari Sculptor?” Magnolia wondered, trying to remember. It was long back, when George, Ape, and Magnolia were at the museum looking at statues of leopards; one of them had the engraving ‘S.S’. And yesterday, at the waterfall, there was a tattoo with the same initials on his shoulder! She connected the dots… Silva Sanchez… Safari Sculptor.

It all makes sense now! “No! Not Marco from yesterday!”

“Oh, yeah, that’s him, all right.” Ape explained, “They call him the Safari Sculptor because he doesn’t just sculpt, nor does he even do that at all. He takes the finest of all safari felines; jaguars, leopards, tigers, you name it. Once he kidnaps them, he takes them to his lair, and let me tell you: NO feline has ever escaped to tell the tale.”

Magnolia and George gasped in reaction. “We have to tell Ursula!” George said.

The time was now as Ursula arrived at the treehouse, not having heard about the real Marco. “Hey, guys. What’s up?”

Magnolia confronted. “Ursula, we’ve got to have a serious talk about your boyfriend.”

“Other than the fact that he’s taking me to feed the leopards by the bushes tonight?” Ursula swooned. “Oh, Marco~ He’s so good with animals.”

“And bad with them the next minute.” George intervened, “Ursula, your boyfriend is a catnapper!”

What George said got Ursula angry, thinking it was all a lie. “My Marco is not a catnapper! He said he’s taking me to feed the leopards! What more proof do you need?! Look, I’m going on my big date with Marco, and that’s final, okay?!” Ursula left in a huff, already caught in the love spell Marco put on her.

“George thinks Ursula is going to become bad like the Safari Sculptor.” George said sadly.

Ape said, “She’ll regret it sometime.”

At night, Ursula went to the bushes where Marco told her to meet him. No sign of him. “Oh, Marco? Marco?” Ursula walked around.

But then the bushes rustled behind her. “Marco?” Ursula said, worried.

Then the rustling stopped. Ursula sighed, never having thought that Marco wouldn’t show up. That’s not like him. Then they rustled again, and before Ursula could turn around, a rag of chloroform was stamped onto her mouth. Her eyes got low and shut, losing consciousness. Marco chuckled evilly as he lifted up the unconscious Ursula, leaving behind one of her shoes before walking off. “One down, three to go.”

George, Ape, and Magnolia were walking in search of Ursula, hoping that she’s with Marco ‘feeding the leopards’ so that they could exploit him, but there was no sign of them. Fortunately, there was a clue as to where Ursula could’ve gone. Magnolia picked up one of Ursula’s shoes that were left behind. “Hey, guys, look!”

George and Ape hurried over to Magnolia to see what she found. “It’s no doubt Marco could’ve done this.” Ape thought.

“We’ve got to go help Ursula!” George said as the three set off to do so with the help of footprints Marco left behind. Each one led to his lair. It looked like a platinum hacienda on the outside, but on the inside came a big surprise.

They arrived at and inside Marco’s lair to find Ursula gagged in the mouth with a white clothrag while being hoisted in a chain by her arms and legs as she struggled to get out. “Ursula!”

Apparently, she had regained consciousness when Marco left. She muffled something that said ‘Mee mime moo!”

“Hmm?” Without a clue to understand what she just said, Ape took the clothrag out of her mouth. Ursula spoke again. “Behind you!”

The three looked behind to see Marco wearing white safari leopard skin clothing with a pistol of tranquilizer darts. They shot at all three of them, knocking them out before the final dart shot at Ursula.

Marco put the pistol away, chuckling. “Perfect shot, perfect charmer, and perfect deceiver. Bonafide perfection.”

Minutes later, George, Ape, Magnolia, and Ursula, out of chains, awoke inside four electric jail cells, each holding one as they were in electrical cuffs.

“Guys…” Ursula said almost tearfully, “I should’ve listened to you about Marco. Imagine if I did, and then none of this would’ve happened. I-I feel so heartbroken.”

“Oh, it’s not your fault. You were just caught in his trap.” Magnolia said.

“And so were the rest of us.” Ape said.

“Yep, and it worked to my advantage.” Marco’s voice echoed as he entered.

“Why, Marco?! I gave my heart to you, we shared a kiss, and we were going to feed the leopards, but you… deceived me!” Ursula said angrily.

“That was all a façade; part of my master plan to get the four of you out of the way so I can achieve my masterpiece of ‘sculpting’ Amur leopards. You know the Amur leopards, the near-extinction kind? Anyways, I’ve watched the four of you from behind the scenes, seeing how much you care for the animals, especially this so-called ‘king’ who needs a fur-faced know-it-all to help him--”

“Hey!” George and Ape said in unison, taking that as an offense.

“Silence!” Marco pulled out a remote and pressed the button to shock George.

“GEORGE!” Ursula yelled. George only had burnt marks from the shock, so he didn’t die. It was probably a warning.

“Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted...” Marco continued, “Then I found out about the Amur leopards that came to the jungle, and they were just about attractive-looking for the sculpting. Speaking of which, allow me to show you what I mean by that profession.” Marco pressed the button underneath a nearby desk, and rising underneath the ground was a white tiger, a snow leopard, and even a white lion sculpted… by cement!

The sight got the gang horrified. “Marco Silva Sanchez, you maniacal jerk!” Ursula yelled.

“Oh, please, dear Ursula. Your name calling never ceases to entice me. Why else do you think someone as smoking hot as you would fall for my love spell so that I could lure you and your friends out of my way and imprison them?” Marco stroked her chin, to which Ursula spat a loogie at him. Marco imitated a flirtatious growl as he wiped the loogie off with his thumb.

“Feisty. I’ll just leave you pawns to gaze at my work while I locate some Amurs, so please, don’t even try to escape the electrical cells. It’s easier for you to avoid pain that way!” Marco left the room, laughing evilly.

“Rrr, that Marco. I should’ve known he would just toy with my heart from the start.” Ursula said coldly.

“Yeah. Still, he could’ve taken me to feed the leopards.” Magnolia replied.

“Maggie!” Ursula said.

“Guys, now’s not the time. We’ve got to figure out how to get out of those cells.” Ape said.

Surprisingly, one of the snow leopards broke out of the cement. Guess Marco should’ve bought stronger cement. “I can help.” Gasp! Not only is it capable of speech, it could stand up like a normal human!

The leopard walked up to the first cell that Ursula is held in and started pressing a secret keypad that disabled the electric bars. Same for Magnolia. Then Ape. And then George.

The gang walked out of the cells, freed from Marco’s prison. “George and the gang thank you, snow leopard!” George said.

“Please. Call me Leonard. Now I must head to my natural habitat.” Leonard the Snow Leopard got on all fours and charged out of the hacienda.

“Now all that’s left is to deal with Marco. When I find him, he’s gonna pay!” Ursula said angrily, punching her fist to her hand.

Meanwhile, Marco was locating Amur leopards on his Feline Radar. There was one. Then two. Then three. Today was his lucky day. “Guess I’ll go check on the prisoners before I go sculpt some Amurs.”

Marco walked towards where the prisoners are—or were—held, but to his surprise, when he arrived, they were out! And angry! Especially Ursula!

“Hm… I should’ve known you pawns would escape my prison.” Marco said, “Should’ve paid for better cells… or stronger electricity.”

“Okay, Safari Sculptor. George is going to end your evil plan to ‘sculpt’ those poor leopards!” George said.

“YEAH!” The others joined in as George charged at Marco with an attempt punch… only for Marco to cease his movement and attack altogether by grabbing his fist.

“I warned you once, so-called ‘jungle king’…” Marco squeezed George’s fist and pulled out what looked like to be electric brass knuckles that had the properties of a stun gun, but with even stronger volts of electricity than tasers, stun guns, and even the bars of the cells they were held in!

Everyone gasped at what Marco pulled out. “Now you face punishment!” Marco battle-cried out as he jammed the knuckles in George’s stomach, electrocuting him twice as painful! Then another punch! Then another!

“GEOOOOORGE!!” Ursula cried out as—don’t worry, he doesn’t die—George received a very black, painful burn as Marco let go of his fist, leaving George to clutch his stomach as he kicked him back.

Marco chuckled. “Guess I do have stronger electricity.” Marco put his electric knuckles away.

Ursula, seeing the injured George, turned to Marco, angered and having her fists balled up. And to think she and him were destined to be a couple! She can’t believe she ever loved him, if not showing up was bad enough! She has had ENOUGH of him!

“Marco Silva Sanchez… I should’ve known you would play with my heart like a game of cards. Matter of fact, I should’ve never MET you.” Ursula scolded as he stomped towards Marco, who was walking backwards away from Ursula to avoid her wrath.

“U-U-Ursula, baby…” Marco stuttered, trying to play innocent with Ursula, “Y-y-you know I was just kidding about that, right? I-I-I didn’t mean t-t-to shock your friend or-or imprison you! I-I was just kidding about sculpting those Amur leopards! I was just palling around with these guys!”

Ursula scoffed. “Shut up! Does what you did even look like palling around? You must think I’m stupid, but you’re the one who’s stupid.”

Marco said, still trying to play innocent. “L-Look, Ursula, we can still feed the leopards… C-Can we?”

Ursula could only respond with a growl, cracking her knuckles.

As soon as he was closer to an open cell, Marco then tried flirting with her, winking. “Have I ever told you how blazing HOT you know you are when you get mad?” Marco pursed his lips for a kiss with Ursula…

But all he could get was a violent knockback from Ursula that sent Marco into an empty cell that had enabled the electric bars as soon as he was inside. Marco had paid the price; for sculpting these poor safari feline, and most importantly, for toying with Ursula’s heart and breaking it.

Later, Ursula was wrapping up George’s wounds, happy that they had dealt with that deceiving, two-faced, pretty boy Marco.

“Wow, Ursula! You sure showed Marco!” George said.

“Yeah, but still, I can’t believe he just played me like a fool.” Ursula said, still thinking about the events that unfolded.

“It’s okay, Ursula.” Ape said. “We should all be content with the fact that he will never endanger any safari felines again.”

“Yeah!” Magnolia joined, “Besides, Leonard broke out of the cement. Maybe the other cats broke out too?”

The four looked outside the treehouse, and they were right! Marco’s once-sculpted ‘creations’, now-free safari felines frolicked in the jungle, enjoying their freedom from the Safari Sculptor.

“They HAVE broken free.” Ursula said and turned to her friends. “Man, that Marco was a jerk. Now that I have you guys, I don’t need a man.”

“And it’s too bad, too; if he wasn’t a maniacal feline hunter, me, George, and you two could’ve had a double date~” Magnolia said as he looked at George flirtatiously.

Ursula sighed, rolling her eyes. “Okay, maybe I do… hope he’s not like Marco.”

The End

Sharktooth Sally In Love

It was a relatively typical morning at Sally’s huge vessel. They had breakfast not that long ago, and the pirate trio sat around, chatting. The weather was nice, if a bit chilly.

"Hey, you could lose some weight, my dear dummy. How many men's beds have you broken?" The short-haired brunette teased the captain.

"Hey, relax, you two~" The blonde pigtailed girl, another one of her crewmembers said, laughing a little. Before she could say more, there was a knock on the door. "Oh, I'll get it!”

The blonde got up, heading over to the door. Opening it, there was a young, attractive heartthrob who looked quite handsome. He wore a black wide-brimmed hat, dark blue unbuttoned vest that exposed part of his chiseled abs, light blue pants, and tan boots.

He looked her over, smiling a bit. "Yo.”, he introduced.

"Um...Captain! Visitor!”  The blonde called, calling over to the captain to see the visitor, Usually, Sally’s crew never had any visitors.

Sally got up, making her way over to the door. Once she got in view, however, she froze in a lovestruck posture, having been enchanted by his looks with a blush on her cheeks.

The handsome man grinned at Sally, tipping his hat. "How’s it goin’, cutie?"

Sally was speechless…until he started to say something. “H-Hi! Come in! Make yourself at home!”

The young man came inside and rested in a comfy couch. "So what’s new with you ladies?"

Sally, still looking at him enchanted, replied, “N-n-nothing much.” Her thoughts said, ‘God, he’s quite a hunk~!’

"So...what’s your name~?” The blonde asked, also looking at him as enchanted as Sally.

"Name’s David.” The young man asked, “And what are your names?”

"Oh, well...I’m Sally. Sharktooth Sally. The blonde is my crewmate Emily, while the grumpy brunette over there is..."

"Aya." she said, looking firmly with a glare at David, obviously not feeling the same way those two were feeling. "And you’re not fooling anyone with your ‘hunky looks’."

Sally looked to Aya, frowning. "Aya, as your captain, I order you to be nice to our… handsome guest."

"Well, your ‘handsome guest’ is…." Aya retorted…

"Ladies, ladies..." David interrupted.

"Not now!" "Shut up!" the two ladies retorted, and David shrugged.

"Fine, I'll wait outside." David said, heading outside.


--


"What was that all about, Aya?" Sally asked.

"Because you’re being enchanted in David’s love spell, Sally! He could be a member of a rival pirate crew! Or worse, the captain of a rival pirate crew! Whichever’s worse—I just don’t like him."

"Well, if you don’t like him, then you’re gonna have to deal with him!” Sally argued. "It’s not my fault you’re not attracted to his sweaty abs, and… the way he tipped his hat…”

Aya laughed. "Already caught in the love trap, huh Sally?" she retorted. "Can you stop being gullible for once and listen to someone who knows about this sort of thing?"

"Can you listen to me?" she shouted. "I may not be as smart as you, okay? I admit that, but I am madly in love with that man, and I'm not going to let you rain on my parade, okay!?"

Aya huffed. "Fine! Go elope with your little ‘boyfriend’, see if I care. Just don't come crying back to me when he turns out to have imprisoned you in his ship, okay?!" Aya shouted. Sally got up. 

"Fine!" Sally shouted, storming out. Once Sally was gone, Aya huffed.

"That was...pretty harsh, Aya." Emily said.

Aya relocated to the couch, sitting back with a sigh. "I'm just trying to look out for her." she admitted. "Maybe it'll work out for her...but I doubt it."

--

It had been a few days since Sally had left the ship with David. The two were staying on a vacant vessel, where they can be alone together.

Sally sat in bed, next to David. "This whole thing just sucks." she lamented. Although the two shared the same bed, the two had done nothing… yet.

"Life sucks, Sally, babe. So what if your friend can't be happy for you? Don't need 'em anyways." He rested his hand over her thigh, motioning it around. "At least we’re alone now."

“Mm-hmm~ Alone, my hunky dearie.” Flirtatiously getting up off of her bed, Sally placed both of her hands on his cheeks, facing him endearingly. “Now come over here and give mama some sugar~” Sally then puckers her lips right on his, kissing him deep and passionately.

Closing his eyes, David enjoyed the kiss, therefore making out with her as his arms sandwich around her back, hands all over her thighs and booty. “Oooh, damn~” David said as he was feeling up on her huge, plump ass.

Sally giggled at his booty play, “You like it? I call it ‘The Battleship’.” Sally leaned over, whispering, “It’s the roundest, largest of any other woman around, and only one worthy enough for you to command.”

“Naughty. I like that.” David’s finger would then trace around her plump bottomlip, which made Sally giggle.

“Soft and plump. Do stuff with it to tease the ship’s captain.”

“Like… this?” David used his finger to make her lip wobble at will.

Sally giggled, “Yeah.”

And so, the two lovebirds returned to making out, David’s hands returning to rubbing all that fat in Sally’s body.

George of the Jungle: Dear Ursula

Dear Ursula

George, King of the Jungle, was swinging vine to vine like how the usual episode opens up. That is… until he saw someone. It was no ordinary animal in danger. Instead, it was a human.

Curious, George leaped in front of him. “Hello, visitor! I am George, King of the Jungle!”

The human waved back. “Umm…hey. My name’s Trevor, and I’m not a visitor. I was in a plane crash, and luckily survived.”

“Plane crash? Well, you’re lucky to be surviving here in the good old jungle!” George nudged his shoulder.

Trevor smiled at him. “Thanks. Good to know some people here!”

George offered, “Say, there are some other people that George would like to introduce you to.”

Trevor said, “New people? Well, okay.”

Meanwhile, at the treehouse…

George and Trevor arrive there by the swing of a vine. “Guys, this is Trevor! Trevor, this is Ape, this is Magnolia…” George points to Ape and Magnolia… and finally Ursula. “And this is Ursula.”

“Ursula…” Trevor took one look at Ursula and his eyes turned into hearts as the background became a dream sequence. He had fallen in love with Ursula.

“Uhmm.. George? What’s with him?” Ursula said, confused.

“George don’t know. Earth to Trevor! Hello?” George tried snapping his fingers to wake him up.

Trevor finally got out of his daydream. “Oh! Heh-heh. Nice to meet you…” Then Trevor and Ursula shook hands. Trevor thought, ‘She’s gorgeous!’

As they were done shaking hands, Trevor and Ursula pulled away. “Nice meeting you all. Hey, George, mind if I crash here? Since I don’t have a place here ever since that plane crash?”

George accepted, “Sure!”

Trevor smiled at both. “Wow… Thanks, guys!”

And that night, while George and Ape slept in their hammock bunks, Trevor had slept outside. During the same time she was thinking about the girl he met.. Ursula Scott… God, she’s quite a hottie! Someday, she will be his…

The next morning, George, Ape, Magnolia, and Ursula were eating breakfast.

George said, “So, guys… How was Trevor?”

Magnolia replied, “He seemed like a nice guy.”

Ursula said, “Hey, guys.. Do you think Trevor has a bit of a… crush on me?”

George, Ape and Magnolia looked at her confused. “Why do you ask that?”, Ape replied.

Ursula scratched the back of her head, blushing. “It’s just… the way he looked at me yesterday.”

George said, “Aww… Ursula’s got a cruuush!”

“That reminds me. Trevor told me to give you this.” Ape handed Ursula the poem. It read…

Dear Ursula…

From the very minute I saw your face

You sent me into a whirl

Giving you your own city wouldn’t be enough

I would give you the whole world

Your eyes are like emeralds

Shining into the sun

One minute I stare into them

I would always know you were the one

Hair flowing like the wind

I feel like it’s blown me away

Shows your exquisite beauty

That should be put on display

Oh, dear Ursula…

You are love at first sight

All I ask is one moment with you

And it will make our future bright.

Magnolia, Ape, and George were in tears, moved by the poem Trevor made. Ursula was too, but with a blush.

Magnolia said, “That Trevor fella sure does have a way with words.”

Ursula replied, “He does. How sweet!” Ursula left the table. “I gotta go.” She then dashed off to Trevor.

The three watched Ursula run off. “They make a perfect couple.” Magnolia said.

Meanwhile, Trevor was staring at the waterfall until he heard Ursula yell out his name.

Trevor turned his head to see Ursula. “Ursula~…. You’ve come to show your feelings to me?”

Ursula nodded. “And instead, I wanted to do it… into a little song. I’ve never even shown George, Ape, or Maggie my true singing voice, but I guarantee it’s your first time hearing it. Here goes…”

♪ I never thought

I’d find the one for me

Now you’re in my life

I finally see ♪

♪ Could it be that I

Found a love so right?

If it is, I must be in Heaven

Where the angels take flight ♪

♪ The way you moved me, yeah

Struck my heart helplessly

It’s definitely clear to see

That you are my destiny ♪

Trevor, struck in awe by Ursula’s soulful, beautiful singing, slowly applauded. “Wow… Just… fantastic. You could’ve gotten a record deal!”

Ursula blushed, scratching the back of her head. “Well, you know…” Then she starts playing with his hair lovingly. “That poem you wrote me was the sweetest thing I ever read.”

Trevor smiled. “Glad you think that. I love you… Ursula.”

“I feel the same way… Trevor.”

Then the two’s lips embrace in a deep loving kiss.

Joseph Encounters A Getsuika

Joseph was wandering around a lost forest with his stave in hand, hoping to encounter something--or someONE--exotic, as if he did, it would be another entry in his exploration journal. "How I Encountered..." And that was when the corner of Joseph's eye caught someone. But she wasn't an exotic creature. Well, HALF-exotic creature. She had purple hair and quite an enormous backside, and was seen fishing in the waters of a nearby river, half-pawing, half-grabbing at the small fishes that come by, her sizable rear standing up in doing so. Suddenly, her ears perk up, hearing foliage being displaced relatively nearby. "That's one entry that's gonna make the journal." Joseph said, and had an idea, which made him smile mischievously. Joseph took careful tiptoes behind Getsuika. Causing her ears to perk up, hearing foliage being displaced relatively nearby by the steps of Joseph sneaking behind her. As he was closer, his stave gave a good poke on her butt. Interestingly, as he poked her butt, a big low-pitched cartoonish *boing* can be heard. Because of that, combined with her flustered shock, this caused her to topple unbalanced into the flowing river. Additionally, the impact of her larger half caused a miniature tsunami to emit outward, getting Joseph partly wet in the process. "Hey, what was that all about...?" she says while admitting a soft blush, but is then brought more surprise by seeing the foreign creature in front of her. "Wha-What are you?"

"I'm Joseph, a human." Joseph said with his stave by his side, not even worried about being partly wet, "Gotcha, didn't I?" Joseph gave a small chuckle, showing his mischievousness at best. She looks away, flustered still. "Well...I mean...uh..." She tries to shake off admitting being surprised. "But anyways, what is this 'Hue-mam' creature and why have you come here?" She starts playing with his short ears in amazement. Then Joseph gave her a pretty short lecture on humans, seeing that she does not know anything about them. "Well, humans are from a branch of great ape called homo sapiens, also known as cave-men, that originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago. They began developing their own behavior, their own language,  all that stuff." She paces around him while hearing his lecture, observing his anatomy from head to toe. "Interesting. But what does such a weird...and slightly less hairy...animal like you have any reason to venture this far into the unknown?"

"Well, you see. I'm a wanderer without a home." Joseph said, noticing the half-fox tread around him. "But enough about me. Tell me about yourself. You interest me!" Joseph formed an eccentric smile. Then Getsuika’s ears perk up. "Oh, well for starters, my people share almost the exact same story as yours, only deriving more from the line of foxes. I myself am called Getsuika, and I am in fact one of the key figures within my clan. It's a pleasure to come across you." She gives a bit of an embrace to the fellow explorer, looking like a hug, but also happens to be handling his rear, as well. She had started noticing the look of confusion on Joseph’s face, and upon that look of confusion, there was a slight red blush on his face, almost looking like it was pink. He's never felt something like that before. She explains to him. "Um, this is how we formally interact with one another."

"Interact? So you mean I should do the same to you?" Looking at Getsuika grabbing him, and her big rear, the pieces had started to connect accurately. They interact by grabbing butts? She wants him to grab her butt? Then Getsuika answered with a nod in agreement, her tail wagging back and forth at a steady pace. Oh well, why not give it a shot? Joseph touched Getsuika's rear with his stave, so why not try it with his hands? His hands felt the enormous, pillow-y, meaty surface, giving a sweet, gentle grab and adding a few massages while his hands move around the butt. Blushing at the fact that he's feeling on her soft rear, Joseph asked, "W-wow. So soft... Tell me, Getsuika; how do you retain such a huge juicy behind?" Noticing his gentle enjoyment, she gives him a straight answer. "Well I would explain to you exactly how, butt..." With that particular emphasis, her rear end spontaneously fills out more in Joseph's own hands. "...it sorta speaks for itself." she finishes with a giggle.

More interesting. As Getsuika answered Joseph's explanation AND had her booty growing into his hands, Joseph's eyes started to widen a little bit. "Interesting. Apart from making a sound as it is smacked, everything about your behind is interesting... and soft." Joseph made his right hand jiggle her right buttcheek, letting ripples around it, hearing a *wobble* sound. "And jiggly. Speaking of sounds, listen!" Joseph continued jiggling, hearing more wobbles, causing her blush to redden due to his deep enjoyment with her asset. "I’m glad to see you admire it. Many people do. In fact, much of our entire culture is based around our good old booties." She gives it a bit of a wiggle, watching it shake left and right. Joseph watched her shake and felt the shaking of her booty in his hands. Damn, she is naughty. "Nice shake." He complimented as he kept playing with her butt. My, he's pretty much enjoying it.

"Thanks!" Getsuika said with glee from Joseph complimenting her shake, not much due to naughtiness, but more from relative obliviousness, though she does note the rather long "greeting" he is making. "Say, if your here to see the exotic, why don't I introduce you to the tribe?” Joseph said, "Sure!", interested in such a very nice offer Getsuika made him. "Will my hand stay on your booty the whole time? I've never felt such softness!" Joseph had let his semi-childlike nature show already. Getsuika sure is an interesting person, and the booty was the icing on the cake! "Depends how you adjust yourself. I'll let you ride me all the way there." Defying the sexual interpretation of the last sentence, though, she turns around and goes down into a strangely natural-fitting four-legged stance, literally expecting him to get on her back, which he had did so. "Make sure you hold on tight." His hands started grabbing onto the meat of her rear in case the ride gets bumpy.

"Hope you’re ready!" As soon as she says this, her thick hind legs extend outward with tremendous force, propelling the couple forward at incredible speeds. They make their way through thick foliage and thick tree trucks, but Getsuika, despite her large size, manages to evade them almost gracefully. And there was Joseph, holding and clinging onto her thick gigantic rear for dear life! Now THAT'S a ride of his life! "WHOA! Yee-haw!" Joseph gave a small laugh. He was almost acting like he was in some sort of cowboy movie. This continues on for about five minutes or so, before she comes to a complete stop, accidentally flipping Joseph, who managed to get back on his feet, over in the process. "We're here!" she says, even though it looks like any other patch of jungle to him. She began digging a hole under the trunk of one of the biggest trees in the area, which slowly turned into a steadily large tunnel into the ground, accommodating for her behind, which still remains open to Joseph.. Unknowingly to her, Getsuika had given her a big juicy view of her behind... right in his face! This caused him to blush. He didn't know whether to touch or not.

Oh, but too late, as Getsuika beckoned to him, "Come on, this way!" Without a word, Joseph began following her deep into the underground, her eyes still on her butt. "You guys live underground?" Wow. Getsuika's people sure do sound like quite a fascinating bunch. He really is learning more about them. "How else do you think you’re the first of your kind to see us?" she replies, now about twenty feet underground. Him being the first to discover Getsuika's kind? This is DEFINITELY going to make his journal! He continued following Getsuika underground, at times watching the show of dat ass shaking back and forth like crazy. It was almost like it was waving around energetically.

After what seems like an hour, they've gone down to who knows how deep, and it was beginning to be hard for him to breathe. However, the purple-haired big booty fox-girl does motivate him. "Don't worry, we're almost there. I bet you will certainly be remembered as a once-in-a-lifetime experience, but I hope they don't take you the wrong way on first impress..." Suddenly her sentence was cut off by the word… ‘BUTT!’ That was the word. Realizing her mistake one second too late, her butt expands even more than her current state, sealing her tight within her own tunnel. "Crap! Quick Joseph, help me out!" In a very desperate situation like this, Joseph got himself an idea: he knows secret expansion powers! Chanting a secret untranslatable language, his hands glow, and putting that power to his use, he places his hands on her butt, therefore making it glow as well and also bringing it back to her former size. Not only that, but it also stopped the inflation "curse". Now Getsuika is no longer sealed in the tunnel. "There!"

She sighs in relief. "Thanks, Jos-" Before she could even finish, the size difference weakens the stability of the tunnel, causing the ground below them to crumble. "What the…?" Joseph said before the crumbled ground had them fall into an underground reservoir. Not even expecting a situation like this to happen, Joseph and Getsuika fell onto the floor of the reservoir, only for Getsuika to surface gracefully, having her ass function perfectly well as a flotation device.. Joseph, on the other hand, rose back up on water, trying to catch his breath. "You okay, Getsuika?" She replied, "Yeah. What was that back there that you used?" Joseph told her just tiny details because the rest could freak her out, or so he thought, "Well, it's a little... ability I rarely use." The reason he rarely uses it is that he did not want to become an outcast to society. "Is, umm, this the home of your clan?" Joseph wondered.

"Yep, should be a bit more inland." She then proceeds to doggy paddle her way to the shore. Remembering his swim classes, Joseph began butterfly stroking beside Getsuika… until they manage to get on land, and see a number of bright lights showing their existence at the unseen end of the tunnel. "This way!" she calls, as she gleefully sprints forward. Joseph followed behind her, catching his speed and breath, verily surprised that someone with such a thick behind like her can run as quick as the wind. He has, like, never seen anything like it! As he slowly makes his way to where she went, Joseph realizes that those lights weren’t campfires or torches like he had expected…but only lampposts and neon signs. In fact, much of the underground city seemed to be made of advanced high-rises.

"Wow! Just-just…W-O-W! Just like my homeland Earth!" Joseph looked around and it was just like his civilization! Who knew they had the same civilization? "Why did I expect campfires and food cooked around it when something amazing just popped up right in front of us!" Just breathtaking, their underground civilization is. In his awe-inspiring discovery, though, a big deep *BOING* is heard as his face actually ends up walking into the gluteus of what he thinks to be Getsuika, when it is actually another fox-girl like her! Blushing and realizing where he is, he quickly removed his face off. "Sorry about that." "Oh, no, no it's oka-" The fox-lady turns and says before realizing the differences between the two, covering her mouth in shock. Seeing her with the same expression, Joseph said, "I'm as shocked as you. I thought you were a friend of mines who took me here!” Then, he began to have a hint of horror on his face, looking around coming to a realization that this civilization has all females. "What is happening here?"

A small crowd was slowly growing around with many discussions going on between them, causing Joseph to get worried. Frantically looking around, he was disappointed that he felt that he was causing a frenzy of controversy. Until his worries went away: Joseph was able to spot a thick strand of purple hair peering up above the crowd, indicating Getsuika was coming for him.  "Getsuika!" She manages to run up to him to give him a comforting hug, actually toppling him over in the process. "I'm so glad I managed to find you." However, she soon realized the entirety of her people looking down on them. "Though maybe it wasn't too hard." Having an idea, she then decides to pick him up and uses her fat rear as sort of a pedestal for him to prove he is a legend. "Ladies! Let this be known that we have crossed ways with a being of legend!" She jumps into the air. "A Human!"

Joseph started jumping in the air and lands off of her rear.. "And let this show up in your articles!" Joseph, smiling, let his hands grab Getsuika's butt smoothly, rubbing it in between. “Eep!” Getsuika yipped in absolute shock, her face showing true embarrassment, and her face blushing like crazy. "Uh-hm-ah..." she is only able to stutter out. And then Joseph decided to stop, looking around at the crowd and Getsuika embarrassed."Oh... in public. S-s-sorry." She sighs a bit. "No, no it's ok. It just...kinda brought us more attention is all." She wraps an arm around him. "But anyways, what would you wish to do? We got so much time to spend here." Joseph was already unfamiliar to this city, but hopefully, he'd be familiar to its customs. "I figured you'd might wanna show me around the city." She eagerly holds her hand. "Sure thing! Is there anywhere you wanna go first?" Joseph started thinking and thinking, until it hit him. "I was wondering if you guys have an arcade." But then his curiosity kept peaking rapidly with so many questions that took Getsuika aback about this civilization of theirs, still in mind that it's similar to his. "Oh! I got so many questions for your civilization! What are the laws here? Are there futuristic bathrooms? Do you have a theme where you shake your booty?" That last question was a bit uncalled for by his standards, but wait... he remembered what she said.

'Much of our entire culture is based around our good old booties.'

Ah yes! He got it!

"Whoa, whoa, slow down, one question at a time, mann!” Getsuika said, slowing him down, but as he said arcade, she went with his suggestion. “Well, if you wanna start somewhere, we can go to the arcade. I believe my usual place of choice is only a few blocks from here. “C'mon! We can also talk more on the way there." She skips along one of the streets, with Joseph skipping beside her to the nearest arcade, almost holding her hand. "Skip, skip, skip!" His child-like nature showed once again.

"So any other questions you have about us? Preferably starting with just one?" Joseph thought and thought… until he finally thought of one. “What is your preferable favorite music here?" Joseph thought with such a big ass like Getsuika and the other fox-ladies, it would have to be hip-hop.” She gets stuck in thought for a second. "Hmm...well here, we usually dance to almost anything really...it's tough to really think of one being better than the rest..." She soon has a bit of a tune stuck in her head, which had some booming, fast-paced, ear-pounding, bass-boosted drums. She found herself swaying her rear to the beat of the mental music, thinking the drums fit nicely for it. Joseph was suddenly taken aback and aroused--SECRETLY aroused--at the same time by this. Suddenly, her groove session is suddenly interrupted by her realizing they arrived at their destination. "Oh, we're here, Josy. C'mon in!" she urges him, guiding him through the rather large doorway.

Joseph entered in the doorway with Getsuika, without even a surprised that she called him Josy. He's been called that before. Looking around the place, he saw shooting games, racing games, even Dance Dance Revolution! She walks over besides him. "So is this anything like your home?" Joseph nodded, “Even better!” And they even saw a snack bar!  "Anything you wanna play first?" Looking at the Dance Dance Revolution, Joseph gasped and pointed it to her. “That! I've been eagerly waiting to see you dance more!" Joseph suggested to Getsuika. He's seen her shake that thang twice before: once when they first met during his long greeting, and before they entered this place. Third time would be much of a charm. Smirking, Getsuika said, "Certainly on the topic of dance, aren’t we? Well then..." She then leapt onto the dance pad, striking a pose after the landing. "Prepare to be danced off!" Joseph accepted, “Well, okay!”, as he had stepped onto the pad with Getsuika.

Getsuika puts in a couple of coins onto the machine, starting it up. The game has begun. "Do you wanna pick out the song?" Joseph suddenly showed his chivalry by letting her pick. “Ladies first.” Going with Joseph’s suggestion, she tapped the arrows for a little bit, until the competition officially starts. "Just saying, I can go easy on you, if you want."

"No need. May the best dancer win!" Joseph winked at her. The competition begins!

Their ears are soon met with a rhythmic beat slowly growing into a melody, and Getsuika starts to sway with the beat, getting herself in tempo. Not one to be outdone, Joseph himself swayed flamboyantly to the beat, his feet tapping the right arrows. Well, ALMOST the right arrows as he was getting a little distracted by her booty. Noticing his minor slip-ups, and wanting to capitalize on it, she also starts to do some hops, then a bob-and-weave motion, and then some breakdance-like moves, making that fat ass fly and bounce like balls of all kinds!

Watching that big booty made him drool… until he had started remembering the competition, Joseph shook his head out of the trance, not forgetting to wipe a little drool off and continued the same rhythm he had been doing before. Deciding to step up her game even more, she even does handstands from time to time, surprisingly carrying her heavy load up to the height of Joseph. They were evenly matched, even entering the big finish: Getsuika making her ass bounce like a ball, letting out deep *BOING*s… until the song came to a close, and she ended the dance by going into an almost impractical looking split, before getting back up vigorously. "Do you wanna spend the night at my apartment?"

That one minute she said, 'spend the night', Joseph thought, 'She has an apartment?' And so, he chose, "I'd rather we spend the night at your apartment. I can't wait to see how it looks." Of course, he was saying it just to have his breath taken away even more than it already was, but he is a homeless wanderer. "Okay then." They soon walk out of the building, when Getsuika turns to her partner and says, "Wanna walk there, or take a taxi?"

"Let's walk there." Joseph suggested. He knows that he was just saying they'd walk just to watch a show of Getsuika's behind shake around madly with each step, but in Joseph's opinion, walking is better than taking a taxi. He took a taxi once, and it smelled so dirty, he showered for four weeks!  "Sure thing." As they leave the building, she walks by Joseph's side. "So what else do you want to talk about?" Thinking of what to talk about, one came to mind. "Well.. if there were male counterparts of Getsuikas--say, GetsuiKOs--, would you consider mating with one?" Getsuika thought about it, "Don’t see why not."

Joseph gave a dark red blush for what he was about to say to Getsuika. "Hey…D-do you remember that long ''greeting'' I gave to you?" Hearing him mention it, and looking rather confused, Getsuika turned around to face him. "Yeah. Why?" And they were getting closer to her apartment. "Well… I kinda would like to have that thing again. May I?" She then laid a little smirk on her face. "And by that you mean...?" She moved her heavy booty in his direction, with a light blush appearing on her cheeks. It was time for him to say it. "Touch. I want to touch some more." Joseph said.  Her blush greatly reddened by what he had just said, but she still lets out a sincere smile, accepting his offer with a nod. “But let's wait until we get to my place, okay?" Joseph nodded with a smile, finally glad now that that word is out of the way. Secretly, even better, he gets to touch Getsuika's behind some more. Cool! After they walk the rest of the way there, and take a long elevator ride to the top floor, they soon enter Getsuika's rather luxurious living quarters. "So, what do you think?"

And with that look at what luxury Getsuika had, Joseph's breath was taken rather verily by this observation. Hell, even MORE! "Fantascellent! It's a new word I made up; a combination of 'fantastic' and 'excellent'." Joseph said, showing his neologism. Getsuika gave him a smile. "That impressed, huh? Well… what are you waiting for?" She started facing her whole body away from Joseph and bent over a little. “Fondle it.” Rubbing his hands together, Joseph gave Getsuika's booty smooth and tender rubs than before. “Wow… so soft.” Smiling with a blush, Joseph started to enjoy it. Getsuika enjoyed the massages, moaning in pleasure, "Oooooooh... That’s the spot. Right there."

Joseph then did the same trick he tried on their first meeting, firmly holding her butt, then making it shake like crazy and hearing *wobble* sounds. "Damn, that booty can jiggle!" This made Getsuika giggle, “Surely it can.”  She then did a bit of jumping for him to show that ass-bouncing off. Watching it bounce, Joseph started to drool. Then he knew that from this moment on, his point to resist was broken. He made a request, "Embrace me, Getsuika.... I want to feel your body on mines."  She gave a flirtatious giggle, "As you wish.", as she quickly wraps her arms around him and presses herself into him, her breasts pushing at him from under his chin, basically letting him feel some more, and he was already doing so. Damn, that booty is fluffier than a pillow! "Got any tunes in this house, Getsuika, baby?"

She points to the corner of the room, humorously remarking, "What do you think the stereo system is for? What are you in the mood for?" Joseph replied to her question, "Soothing soul music for when we embrace and I fondle your badonkadonk, baby." Getsuika said, “Soul music? I think I may have something like that." She looks through a couple of CDs until she finds the one she was after, putting it in, and then pressing play. Joseph heard the radio play some soothing melody mixed with some flutes while he walked over to the cozy couch and rested his back on it. "Now that is soothing. Fitting for when I'm feeling something soft, like your butt." Getsuika walked back towards Joseph and lays down on him, stomach-to-stomach. "Help yourself." she says with a wink.

“I will.” His hands then started playing with her behind, even giving it a little bounce as he heard a big deep *BOING*. "Wow!" Getsuika started using her tail to gently brush his hands, saying with a little flirtatiousness, "Certainly something you want forever, don't you, Josy?" As she said the word ‘forever’ and called him Josy again, Joseph got a bit surprised. "Heck yeah! I love feeling it! And I love when you call me Josy!"